diff --git a/.sops.yaml b/.sops.yaml
index 353c8db..cbc754f 100644
--- a/.sops.yaml
+++ b/.sops.yaml
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@ keys:
   - &host_lupine-4 age1ml48zztcmnrdrhrdsjrlyxf09jtmjgz46u8td4zm59wn3fm4g57qs4wg0l
   - &host_lupine-5 age12gws5nws69vxryd3kt7q0ayngch90efmhqcrfhnnsmj00lkgxd4qsdkvqn
   - &host_skrot age1hzkvnktkr8t5gvtq0ccw69e44z5z6wf00n3xhk3hj24emf07je5s6q2evr
+  - &host_temmie age10avsdvqger25z0lyzlq8v7xfzcmypkmjsswswaxwqnpnl6x9wcjq0uv2n7
   - &host_gluttony age12czfkvuw9pjk5qny5c6m2hjhd634cj9r4dsa3ss5zkux5h4vvc7s7k4urq
 
 creation_rules:
@@ -121,6 +122,19 @@ creation_rules:
       pgp:
       - *user_oysteikt
 
+  - path_regex: secrets/temmie/[^/]+\.yaml$
+    key_groups:
+    - age:
+      - *host_temmie
+      - *user_danio
+      - *user_felixalb
+      - *user_pederbs_sopp
+      - *user_pederbs_nord
+      - *user_pederbs_bjarte
+      - *user_vegardbm
+      pgp:
+      - *user_oysteikt
+
   - path_regex: secrets/gluttony/[^/]+\.yaml$
     key_groups:
     - age:
diff --git a/flake.lock b/flake.lock
index 82c4a9f..521f9df 100644
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -309,6 +309,27 @@
         "url": "https://nixos.org/channels/nixos-unstable-small/nixexprs.tar.xz"
       }
     },
+    "passwd2systemd-users": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "nixpkgs": [
+          "nixpkgs"
+        ]
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1780062186,
+        "narHash": "sha256-FSkwKO/56i9RddwSydK804fSnIvbczBnFJgr2/m+F9U=",
+        "ref": "main",
+        "rev": "db2b19f144af046161b7f9ca69ddaf3f06fcceea",
+        "revCount": 13,
+        "type": "git",
+        "url": "https://git.pvv.ntnu.no/Projects/passwd2systemd-users.git"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "ref": "main",
+        "type": "git",
+        "url": "https://git.pvv.ntnu.no/Projects/passwd2systemd-users.git"
+      }
+    },
     "pvv-calendar-bot": {
       "inputs": {
         "nixpkgs": [
@@ -387,6 +408,7 @@
         "nix-topology": "nix-topology",
         "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs",
         "nixpkgs-unstable": "nixpkgs-unstable",
+        "passwd2systemd-users": "passwd2systemd-users",
         "pvv-calendar-bot": "pvv-calendar-bot",
         "pvv-nettsiden": "pvv-nettsiden",
         "qotd": "qotd",
diff --git a/flake.nix b/flake.nix
index 84285e3..c955044 100644
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -50,6 +50,8 @@
 
     bro.url = "git+https://git.pvv.ntnu.no/Projects/bro.git?ref=main";
     bro.inputs.nixpkgs.follows = "nixpkgs";
+    passwd2systemd-users.url = "git+https://git.pvv.ntnu.no/Projects/passwd2systemd-users.git?ref=main";
+    passwd2systemd-users.inputs.nixpkgs.follows = "nixpkgs";
   };
 
   outputs = {
@@ -220,6 +222,7 @@
         temmie = stableNixosConfig "temmie" {
           overlays = [
             inputs.bro.overlays.default
+            inputs.passwd2systemd-users.overlays.default
           ];
           modules = [
             inputs.bro.nixosModules.default
diff --git a/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/default.nix b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/default.nix
index 7885f36..9fe92ba 100644
--- a/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/default.nix
@@ -154,6 +154,11 @@ in
     ./mail.nix
   ];
 
+  sops.secrets = {
+    "httpd/passwd-ssh-key" = { };
+    "httpd/ssh-known-hosts" = { };
+  };
+
   services.httpd = {
     enable = true;
     adminAddr = "drift@pvv.ntnu.no";
@@ -276,11 +281,49 @@ in
     serviceConfig = {
       Type = lib.mkForce "notify";
 
+      ExecStartPre = let
+        rsyncCommand = ''${lib.getExe pkgs.rsync} -e "${pkgs.openssh}/bin/ssh -o UserKnownHostsFile=%d/ssh-known-hosts -i %d/sshkey" -avz'';
+      in lib.mkForce [
+        (lib.getExe (pkgs.writeShellApplication {
+          name = "http-exec-start-pre-remove-old-semaphores";
+          text = ''
+            # Get rid of old semaphores.  These tend to accumulate across
+            # server restarts, eventually preventing it from restarting
+            # successfully.
+            for i in $(${pkgs.util-linux}/bin/ipcs -s | grep ' ${cfg.user} ' | cut -f2 -d ' '); do
+                ${pkgs.util-linux}/bin/ipcrm -s "$i"
+            done
+          '';
+        }))
+        "${rsyncCommand} pvv@smtp.pvv.ntnu.no:/etc/passwd /run/httpd/pamunix-sync/"
+        "${rsyncCommand} pvv@smtp.pvv.ntnu.no:/etc/group /run/httpd/pamunix-sync/"
+        # "${rsyncCommand} pvv@smtp.pvv.ntnu.no:/etc/shadow /run/httpd/pamunix-sync/"
+        (let
+          args = lib.cli.toCommandLineShellGNU { } {
+            passwd-file = "/run/httpd/pamunix-sync/passwd";
+            group-file = "/run/httpd/pamunix-sync/group";
+            shadow-file = pkgs.emptyFile;
+            email-domain = "pvv.ntnu.no";
+            ignore-user-file = toString ./ignore_user_file.txt;
+            ignore-group-file = toString ./ignore_group_file.txt;
+            set-default-umask = "0077";
+            set-default-mount-no-devices = "true";
+            set-default-mount-no-suid = "true";
+            set-default-mount-no-execute = "false";
+          };
+        in ''${lib.getExe pkgs.passwd2systemd-users} ${args}'')
+        "${lib.getExe' pkgs.coreutils "shred"} /run/httpd/pamunix-sync/passwd /run/httpd/pamunix-sync/group"
+      ];
       ExecStart = lib.mkForce "${cfg.package}/bin/httpd -D FOREGROUND -f /etc/httpd/httpd.conf -k start";
       ExecReload = lib.mkForce "${cfg.package}/bin/httpd -f /etc/httpd/httpd.conf -k graceful";
       ExecStop = lib.mkForce "";
       KillMode = "mixed";
 
+      LoadCredential=[
+        "sshkey:${config.sops.secrets."httpd/passwd-ssh-key".path}"
+        "ssh-known-hosts:${config.sops.secrets."httpd/ssh-known-hosts".path}"
+      ];
+
       ConfigurationDirectory = [ "httpd" ];
       LogsDirectory = [ "httpd" ];
       LogsDirectoryMode = "0700";
@@ -318,7 +361,11 @@ in
       ];
       UMask = "0077";
 
-      RuntimeDirectory = [ "httpd/root-mnt" ];
+      RuntimeDirectory = [
+        "httpd/root-mnt"
+        "httpd/pamunix-sync"
+        "httpd/systemd-userdb"
+      ];
       RootDirectory = "/run/httpd/root-mnt";
       MountAPIVFS = true;
       BindReadOnlyPaths = [
diff --git a/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_group_file.txt b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_group_file.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..57cc054
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_group_file.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,91 @@
+Debian-exim
+_cvsadmin
+_ssh
+adm
+audio
+avahi
+backup
+bin
+cdrom
+cl-builder
+clamav
+clock
+colord
+courier
+crontab
+daemon
+debian-spamd
+dialout
+dip
+dirmngr
+disk
+dovecot
+fax
+floppy
+fuse
+games
+geoclue
+gnats
+input
+irc
+kmem
+kvm
+list
+lock
+lp
+lpadmin
+mail
+man
+messagebus
+mlocate
+munin
+netdev
+news
+nogroup
+ntp
+ntpsec
+oident
+opendkim
+operator
+plocate
+plugdev
+polkitd
+postdrop
+postfix
+postgres
+prometheus
+prometheus-exporter
+proxy
+rdma
+root
+# runit
+salt
+sambashare
+saned
+sasl
+scanner
+sgx
+shadow
+src
+ssl-cert
+staff
+stunnel4
+sudo
+sys
+systemd-coredump
+systemd-journal
+systemd-network
+systemd-resolve
+systemd-timesync
+tape
+tcpdump
+tty
+users
+utempter
+utmp
+uucp
+uuidd
+video
+voice
+winbindd_priv
+www-data
diff --git a/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_user_file.txt b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_user_file.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8a630b1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hosts/temmie/services/userweb/ignore_user_file.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,74 @@
+# System Users
+Debian-exim
+_apt
+_rpc
+avahi
+backup
+bin
+cl-builder
+clamav
+colord
+courier
+daemon
+debian-spamd
+debian-spamd
+dirmngr
+distccd
+dovecot
+dovenull
+driftsupport
+fetchmail
+games
+geoclue
+gitea
+gnats
+hplip
+irc
+list
+lp
+mail
+mail2news
+mailnews
+man
+messagebus
+munin
+news
+nobody
+noone
+ntp
+ntpsec
+oident
+opendkim
+polkitd
+postfix
+postgres
+prometheus
+prometheus-exporter
+proxy
+root
+rwhod
+salt
+saned
+spamd
+sshd
+statd
+stunnel4
+sync
+sys
+systemd-coredump
+systemd-network
+systemd-resolve
+systemd-timesync
+tcpdump
+uucp
+uuidd
+vaultwarden
+www-data
+
+# Misc
+nuccc04
+nuccc
+kybkokos
+kybkokos2
+testbruker2309
+testbruker2404
diff --git a/secrets/temmie/temmie.yaml b/secrets/temmie/temmie.yaml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b015178
--- /dev/null
+++ b/secrets/temmie/temmie.yaml
@@ -0,0 +1,93 @@
+httpd:
+    passwd-ssh-key: ENC[AES256_GCM,data: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,iv:1BE0moa2a4k2yqVBboS/EbNiFGLTu4Df/tnXBassls4=,tag:iPUOAEhqKbF9umsyBLaoJg==,type:str]
+    ssh-known-hosts: ENC[AES256_GCM,data:E2NiTUQokUDHzkfmTh5eECHZxt8v/Ug63ETA/CcO8358EpPeaFI1tAFt3q0o5rTCAUlB5cJ1ZOxX4mTeIH370wnwFN6emg+iAaK3VM+AL3Tp8Acb5EwErSOTKjAwrS5vwqb3oTYMzj42bKBk0b/qPWspGnoUfDI481+p99PS8eqpNCcGaNEDNk0BPwDvngwuur9o2RTmuWwxZO+s3wqlktQPkCguii8/FD3x3O8eow+v,iv:tJNxoY4UsRrB9k/fX9jLUc4hC3bioekpgKu4aa2o/4Q=,tag:DLj9rqse33D8PDLMxF/heQ==,type:str]
+sops:
+    age:
+        - enc: |
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+          recipient: age10avsdvqger25z0lyzlq8v7xfzcmypkmjsswswaxwqnpnl6x9wcjq0uv2n7
+        - enc: |
+            -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
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+          recipient: age1ug30gg4y7ftuya0wdv7q0vh4egn00wlv2th7mt7cgc2ze46wmvyq9lq6ge
+        - enc: |
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+        - enc: |
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